I am nobody important, and neither are you.
It matters not what I say, nor what I do.
Whatever you think of me,
In your perspective, is true.
So lets fap the night away, mmkay?
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Penguins in sweaters?
What more do I need in this life?
Take a shit in one hand.
Make a wish in the other.
See which hand fills up the fastest.
If Jesus had been killed twenty years ago, Christians would be wearing little electric chairs around their necks instead of crosses.
